Re: Top Attorneys On Retainer

["Gary Cullen/Karoline Cullen" <gcullen@xxxxxxxxxx>]

The Engineer and the Great Beyond

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says,
"Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the
engineer gets
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and
building
improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and
escalators, and
the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So,
how's it going
down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning,
flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up
with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should
never have
gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping
him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are YOU
going to
get a lawyer?"


Couldn't resist this one!
BTW I got the spam.
Also BTW I sent loop 6a out last week to Don.
Gary