RE: NEW DIGITAL PANORAMIC BIRDHOUSE WINDCHIMES

[Statewide Photo <statewidephoto@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Pan Humor - Cooooooooool !
...bp
ps the best approach to spam is to ignore it - it takes you much more effort
to respond to it than it does to delete it.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Klein [mailto:panorama@xxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, November 26, 1999 11:29 AM
To: panorama-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: NEW DIGITAL PANORAMIC BIRDHOUSE WINDCHIMES

NEW DIGITAL PANORAMIC BIRDHOUSE WINDCHIMES

Here's a chance for you to be the first kid on the block to own and operate
a PANORAMIC birdhouse windchime.  SALES potentials are FANTASTIC.  Our
simple attachment will convert any conventional pan camera into an amazing
work of art.  ALL cameras can be changed this way, but only the finest
photographers will use the CIRKUT, NOBLEX, ROUNDSHOT, or LINHOF.

This is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME chance to qualify!!!

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations, this REALLY works.  SIMPLE
INSTRUCTIONS.

Contact us at
clawhammer@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The best thing about SPAM is that it cuts the WEAK from the FLOCK.  More
than often we get people that are way too serious about life and they
complain about every little ache and pain that exists.  The right move for
them is to PERMANENTLY drop from this list.  BUT no sooner than we see
"UNSUBCRIBE joeblow@xxxxxxxxxxxx", he's back in a few days complaining about
something else.

Such is the world, but it sure would be great to figure out how to get
people to lighten up a bit.

With all the real crap in the world, bitching at a computer message had
better not be high on the order of importance, or maybe you should use
clawhammer@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  on the side of your head.

BTW, I once really made a 120 pan camera that used a music box motor to pan
the lens.  It played "Edelweiss" while photographing. Wrong tune, it banded
badly.  Now if it only had a birdhouse......

sign me as:

Ron Klein
panorama@xxxxxxx