How to convert any 2D image to 3D

[Elliott Swanson <elliott@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

First prepare the following ingredients:


In a cheesecloth bag tie three whole cardamom seeds, 10 whole cloves, 1 
stick of cinnamon, and a 4" strip of orange rind.  Place the bag in 1 1/3 
cups of water and bring to a boil.  Simmer, covered, 10 minutes.  (The 
glo:gg, not you.)  Add 1/3 cup blanched almonds and 1/2 cup golden 
raisins.  Simmer 10 more minutes.  Add 1 bottle of Bordeaux wine, one 
bottle of port wine, and 1/2 bottle of cognac.  Bring to a quick boil.  
Remove from heat.  Cool and cover.  Store overnight.  At serving time, 
remove spice bag.  Heat glo:gg but do not boil.  Add sugar to taste.  
Server in heated mugs or glasses with a few almonds and raisins in each 
glass.

Take any 2D photo. Consume glo:gg until image becomes 3d.

Seasons greetings from Elliott "The Swede" Swanson

(My Swedish grandmother wouldn't allow this stuff in the house. It's lethal.)


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