SEX: Realists, Reveres/3-D Kammkorders n' stuff

[P3D <JGoldenRRP@xxxxxxx>]

SEX: Thats right....now that I have yourt attention....read on!

Well the list needs some lightening up these days.....so here is my 25 cents
worth....hope you enjoy it....and if you dont....I'll come over to your house
and sing solo accapella for you!

Geez.....there is no one stereo camera in my book that does it all....but
here are my desert island vintage format faves and why....which is basically
a lot of stuff....gotta have it...note the very last few rare and unique
cameras non-Realist format collectibles on this list as well....

1) Realist Custom w/Steinheils- all around for use
but hire a chiropractor for  after long days of shooting....forget action
photography....your too late every time!  Hey nice set of binoculars you got
there....they always say!
2) Revere and Wollensak- get the bathing beauty awards for the most boss and
fashionable....great to shoot with too....the Reveres often need service
first to get the focus plane problems in line...the Wollensak....rare
collectible...and more options than the Revere....tough looking
machine......my aesthetice fave.
3) TDC - great looking....great pics....nice n' light
4) Kodak- great optics, easy to use,  but winner of the lame look and poor
industrial design award......this chocolate camera should have been brought
out in other plastic colors....now were talking!
5) Belplasca- shhhhhharp pic in 7P...I want one!
6)Veriscope-  nice....7P....but problematic with flaring gives this camera
the reputation of being a "Flair-o-scope"
7) Iloca/Wirgin.....why suffer, make it easier on yourself....choose some of
the above cameras...and save these for the display case.
8) Macro Realist- if I were the only one on that desert island.....I bet the
value of the Macro would drop drastically....since there would be no demand
beyond my own....I'd buy em all and not sell them to nobody....because there
is nobody on the island but me!
9) The Lincoln Kammcorder- from the mfg of things 3-D, this model has a sense
of humor....pics come out artsy and cretive....with a "cool and hip" look to
them....very pleasant unit to work with.
10) The D-D-Drouin- a Canadian model that looks remarkably like a View Master
camera.
11) The Wolf Sell camera...hmmm that VM thing again....and the womans version
is the Ms. Mary Ann autofocus.
12) The Wing Cha-Cha camera-  great for 3-D curmudgeons.... the choice of
mature hyper 3-D vets!
13) The Themelisized Stereo Chumsuk LED Autoleveler- not a camera but a
neccessary item...on the diplay shelf ...or in the most comprimising moments
of shooting critical 3-D images. Actually a hybrid of an original John
Bercovitz design that fooled the audience in to thinking all images were shot
with a level refernc point....one can be in a plane that is doing a 45% dive
out of control....shoot a hyper of your last moments before death....and the
ruggednes of this unit withstands the crash....and provides critical evidence
to FAA authorities...who somehow saw the planes last moments from these shots
as mysteriously "LEVEL"   Dr.T took JB's design and perfected it....put in a
frosty bulb....a little white paint here and there...and some elbow
grease.....whala....gotta have one of these!  This long description is a
tribute to Dr.T....who always has a lot to say....go on with your bad self
Dr.T...we love ya!
14) The Duggan Dissolver- soooooo you though Bob brackett invented the
Dissolver.....WRONG....Duggan was way ahead on this....and came up with the
concept in a roadside diner somewhere in somewhereville America....Bill was
eating some Canadian Bacon (ham for god's sake!)...looking out the window of
that diner...staring at the Dugganmobile....with that big NSA/ISU
screen.....yes the screen....when he almost choked on a gulp of
cofee...washing down the bacon.....he invented the ultimate stereo dissolver
right there, in that booth of that diner....now thats
inspiration.....Brackett merely implemented the design and Duggan got
secretly rich off all of this....but he blew it all on a hoard of Dr.T's
Themelisized Stereo Chumsuk LED Autolevelers.....he controls the market for
them right now....move over Harry and Dalia
15) The Harry Poster Special- kinda sounds like a gun but its
not.....actually very reasonably priced....nice to work with...many cool
options, and Harry will eventually buy it back from you....or trad you some
of his old radios, transistors (thanks Harry I'll take those!)....or old
televisions.
16) The Dalia Triple D Sharpshooter-  you dont have to have an MBA to see
that this model is one of the coolest and funkiest around (where does Daia
get this stuff from....amazing!).....on the more expensive side...but always
great quality, guarunteed to work out of the box...and comes with a separate
matching Espresso/Latte machine and cups.....a viewer and some cool 3-D
pics....in case you are out birding....and there aint no birds to shoot in
3-D....you are bored...what to do...get out a copy of Dalia's 3-D and drink
Latte!
16) The  Stinsky-Parkman special- secretly made by the folks at Real Threa
Dea.....a best seller....and it has the most complete instructions you could
ever ask for....the camnera reviews itself in Stereo World for you
automatically.....and its great for 3-D cat shots!
18) The Labbescope.....looks just like the Busch Veriscope....but it has a
squirt gun built in to the viewfinder....press the shutter release and
squirts black ink on the subject being photographed....at the same time you
hear uncontrollable laughter coming from a built in speaker....it has one of
those digital sound chips built in.  Great for humor, but make sure your
subject ain't carrying a gun...and has a commensurate sense of humor.

19) The Raumigolden (div. of RBT) camera- boy this camera is vvvvvvvery
expensive....what could possibly be so great about it at this
cost....developed from earlier RBT technology....and RBT means "refinance you
house to pay for camera" in some obscure language.  This camera is so
automatic that it invests in the latest high yeild investments for
you.....while you are out shoooting....so you can pay for all the film and
processing and mounts that you will eventually burn through!

Well thats my 25 cents worth.....any other models out there that people like
that I forgot about....seriously now......back to my sun, palm tree and
loincloth (who's looking....I'll sunbathe nude!) with infinite D-D-Depth to
you all on the list  Jon Golden



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