Re: Stereo Clubbed?

[P3D Gabriel Jacob <jacob@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>After following the discussion of the Realist as weapon, my eyes fell on
>the realist "Take it Easy" ad that I was using for wallpaper...(me? a
>nerddd? nah...) and I was inspired. And when I'm inspired I do strange
>things. You can check out the results at
>www.interlog.com/~robcruic/realist.gif

Can I get that on a t-shirt! ;;;;;;;-) Will go great when I go to a
bar. Boy now I can't wait to get a Realist.

Now I am inspired also, to write the Tao of Realist. A short self-
defence manual.
Tactic no.1
First blind them with the flash then while they are momentarily
blinded, swing the brick and give them a shot. So remember flash then
swing. This is a variation from the orginal method introduced to P3D. 
Tactic no.2
Hot wire the flash to the metalic case of the camera and hold it by
the leather strap. Give it the ole heave ho and swing. Hit target
and then finish the blow with a few thousand volts.
Tactic no.3
Hold Realist with both hands and lasso the strap around opponents head.
Pull hard with both hands on the camera and take a macro shot! That's it
for now.

Gabriel getting rid of his Loreos, Lenticular and other plastic cameras.


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