Stereo Chicken Crossings

[P3D Larry Berlin <lberlin@xxxxxxxxx>]

After sending a list of computer oriented Chicken stories to P3D Dave Harvey
(Threedr@xxxxxxx) and suggesting we might be able to generate a few 3D
oriented ones, he replied with:

>Oh, here's a couple more chickens to add to the list!
>
>3D CHICKEN
>Has to build another road first.
>
>OTHER 3D CHICKEN
>Swears there are two roads,
>crosses anyway.
>

<><><><> ...   So, here's a few I just dreamed up. Perhaps others will dream
up a few more? ...  <><><><><><> :-)

2 1/2D CHICKEN
Crossed the road sideways because she couldn't tell front from back.

2 1/2D CHICKEN
Crossed with one eye closed.

2 1/2D CHICKEN
Couldn't cross because the other side was just as far as this side.

2 1/2D CHICKEN
Crossed the road by shrinking in size.

2 1/2D CHICKEN
Cast no shadow when crossing the road.

2 1/2D CHICKEN
Painted it's own shadow as it crossed the road.

ANAGLYPHIC CHICKEN
Got killed running a red light.

CROSSEYED CHICKEN
Thought the other side was closer than it was.

WALLEYED CHICKEN
Said, *the grass is always bigger on the other side of the road*

3D CHICKEN
Crossed the road because she could see there was another side.

PULFRICH CHICKEN
Learned to Pirouette before crossing the road.

STEREOPAIR CHICKENS
Twins that always cross the road together.

REALIST CHICKEN
Crossed the road feeling very safe.

LENTICULAR CHICKEN
Wiggled and waggled to cross the road.

HYPER CHICKEN
Her nose reaches the other side before she even starts.

HYPO CHICKEN
Looked almost like the road itself.

MACRO CHICKEN
Crossed the road with illusions of grandeur.

PSEUDO CHICKEN
Crossed behind the road.

COMPOSITED CHICKEN
Crossed the road while appearing to sip MaiTai's on a tropical isle.

SURREAL CHICKEN
Went through the road to get to the other side.

LCS CHICKEN
Went back and forth across the road very fast.

ANTIQUE CHICKEN
Very old but still crossing the road just fine, thank you very much.

SLIDE CHICKEN
Projects itself to the other side of the road.

POLITICALLY WINDOWED CHICKEN
Steps through the window before crossing the road.

VERTICALLY MISALIGNED CHICKEN
Looks fine crossing the road but gets a headache from doing so.

INTERLACED CHICKEN
Two half chickens crossed the road and were reunited as one on the other side.

CORRECTLY MOUNTED CHICKEN
Takes the window with it across the road.

THE RED BUTTON CHICKEN
Gets Themelized before crossing the road.

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Enjoy life with both eyes wide open!

Larry Berlin

Email: lberlin@xxxxxxxxx
http://www.sonic.net/~lberlin/
http://3dzine.simplenet.com/


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