P3D Re: verbal pummeling of bogus 3-D

[revchas@xxxxxxxx (Charlie Hotchkiss)]

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>If it looks like poop, smells like poop, and sticks off the page like 
>poop, it's undoubtedly 3-D poop.
>
>Gavin
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>
Finally, a topic know something about.

Just what is so bad about stuff sticking out of the page?  I printed out
that anaglyphic IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE poster available on that movie
poster site and it is pretty slick.  I have always been overwhelmed by
anaglyphic stuff, but the 3D Dimension sign floating over the paper is
spiffing.  When I show it to people they make a gleeful noise.  Books by
the most sober and high-minded stereographers often use out of the frame
objects  on the covers to get the 3D point across.  
Have some fun with it.

Now, for the topic I know something about, to wit. poop.  As
Communications Director for the company that manufactures Mutt Mitts
("hey beat the scoop for picking up poop") I have had to learn a lot
about poop and I can tell you that all of the poop of the canine variety
that we have come across is definitely of the 3D variety, four if you
count the aroma.  But all that is effectively contained in an
environmentally friendly Mutt Mitt.  Dog owning subscribers can have
samples on request.
Sorry for the plug, but I am programmed to respond to the word "poop".

Charlie Hotchkiss

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