P3D Re: 3D TV Movie Christmas Spectacular

[Gabriel Jacob <jacob@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>Thanks JV!  That was great!  Now Gabriel will have to top it. 
>Gabriel are you listening???
>
>George

YES, I'm listening! It'll be very hard to top JV's humor or 
Earl Keyser's woof post! I didn't want to touch this with
a ten foot pole (I never actually did stand-up comedy) 
but here goes,...
 
Top Ten Reasons "This Man" Left The P3D List

10) Pizza delivery man (or was that woman?) was at the door.
 9) The list wasn't controversiAL enough. 
 8) He (or she?) is going to start an ALternative email list.
 7) No one (or subject) left to attack.
 6) Left the P3worlD, so that his art will appreciate in vALue.
 5) Gone to expand his horizons in the fourth dimension.
 4) Went to learn the fine "art" of writing.
 3) Actually went on vacation. He'll be back!?!
 2) Couldn't stand sharing the limelight with Dan's baby.
 1) The emotionAL shock of learning "Space Dog" was no more,
    was too much bear!

P.S. Any resemblance to persons living or diseased (oops, I 
mean deceased) is purely coincidentAL.

Gabriel