Re: WARNING -- For liability reasons I must add

[al <nissar@xxxxxxx>]

Or at least end up having your gear stolen if the guards name is Ali and he
doesnt think your funny.


al



At 08:47 PM 8/28/98 -0400, you wrote:
>Don't attempt that kind of humour in an airport.  You are liable to end up
>in jail.
>
>Dan C.
>
>At 09:14 PM 28-08-98 -0400, you wrote:
>>BTW:	True story...  At the Goodwill Games I had the FBI and Bomb Squad
>>guys cracking up... I had a fold-up cart with an extensive array of gear
>>(my regular bags plus some long glass -- 300 2.8, 400 2.8, & 500 4). 
>>Needless to say, it got tedious dragging it around. So I would usually
>>tell the FBI, etc. guys that I had a delivery of Diesel Fuel and
>>Fertilizer for a Mr. Ali Ashkba did they "happen to know where I could
>>find him?"  Without exception they got the humor and later, if I needed
>>someone trustworthy to keep an eye on my gear while I hit the head (the
>>"loo" for those across the pond), they were more than amenable.
>>
>>
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