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[Gabriel Jacob <jacob@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Here is something interesting I read on another email list! :-)

Gabriel



TOP SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
 
9. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the 
way back to bed.
8. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
7. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of 
emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap...and your 
child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the 
free Internet access.
4 You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com
3. You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.
2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
 
DRUM ROLL PLEASE...
 
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 1. Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.