Funny posting.

[P3D Gabriel Jacob <jacob@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hello everybody. Just wanted to share a funny posting I ran across
on the newsgroup misc.consumers.frugal-living.
Note, please do not send any money to this place.


New three-dimensional viewing technology.  Brought to you by 
THE STEREO VIDEO COMPANY.

Just imagine, now YOU TOO can watch television, computer monitor, 
and movie theater screens in brilliant 3-D.  And, get this,
WITHOUT ANY SPECIAL PICTURE PROCESSING.  Yes, that's right, a
normal television, computer monitor, or movie theater screen
can be converted to amazing, life-like, 3-D!

This process works by physically slowing down the speed of light,
to one eye, and results in a picture which gives TRUE DEPTH.  With
a quick trip to almost any department store you can pick up an item
which, when given an easy, quick five to ten minute conversion, will
allow you to watch moving images in three-dimensional format.  
This item, easily procured, costs from $7.00 - $10.00 to purchase
from virtually any department store.  You may even have one, already,
lying around the house (which means no cost to you at all!).

Why not join the MILLIONS of 3-D video enthusiasts.  Join the STEREO
VIDEO club.  A one year membership entitles you to these perks:

1 - Full one-year membership.
2 - A copy of our annual club newsletter which contains news on the
    hottest 3-D technology available today.
3 - Source/Instruction manual for building our 3-D viewer (as 
    described above).

So, why not give it a try!  Join the MILLIONS of three-dimensional
video enthusiasts.  Join the STEREO VIDEO CLUB TODAY (hurry as we
are running out of membership positions).

To receive your one-year membership, annual club newsletter, and
source/instruction manual for construction of our 3-D viewer,
send $9.95 (check/money order in U.S. funds) to:

THE STEREO VIDEO COMPANY
1138 West 8th Street
Port Angeles, WA 98363
U.S.A. (Overseas add appropriate postage and U.S. funds)



Been lurking for months and posted for once.
Bye for now. 
Gabriel Jacob
jacob@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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