7P Realist Themelis

[P3D <PTWW@xxxxxxx>]

"George 7P Realist + $200 Digital Lightmeter Themelis" may have had me
chuckling about his humorous post when I went to bed...but I woke up
screaming from nightmares when the full impact of his tagline hit me!
Say it ain't so, George!  Say it ain't so!  The de facto leader of
the Realist Fan Club of the Three DDDimensional Universe, and staunch
defender of 5P format stereo slides, has sacrilegiously defiled that
which we worship by having it surgically transformed into...into...
[gasp] an abomination!  With both a Belplasca and a twin Minolta rig
at his disposal for producing aberrant manifestations when his mind
and soul are consumed with such wicked urges, why? oh why?! would he
ever do such a dastardly deed?

Paul Talbot, recommending everyone buy Kimberly-Clark stock...their
             sales of facial tissue are about to double as I grieve
             the end of the world as I knew it!

(All readers with average "smiley" perceptive ability can surely spot
them all over the above.)


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